Three Italian Nuns
Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. Sure enough, St. Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He said to the Italian nuns, “Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives down on Earth,...
View ArticleThe Difference Between Heaven And Hell
Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from and whether you can...
View ArticleGladys Dunn
Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town out West. One beautiful sunny Sunday morning, she walked down the street to a church that was not far from her apartment. Gladys...
View ArticleLocal Country Church
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked her politely....
View ArticleA Preacher Walked Into A Bar
A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”. Well, everybody in the bar stood up,...
View ArticleYou Can Learn A Lot From Noah’s Ark
You can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. Yes seriously, you really can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. You know the story from the Book of Genesis, where old man Noah was told by God to build this humongous...
View ArticleA Man Died And Went To Heaven
A man died and went to Heaven. Yes I know, it’s another one of those jokes, but such is life. People keep thinking them up, the same way as they keep starting fairy tales with “Once upon a time”. You...
View ArticleThe Old Country Preacher
An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really have a clue as to what...
View ArticleFather O’Reilly And Father Nolan
Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and said to him, “You know what...
View ArticleBrigham Young
A woman was visiting Salt Lake City, Utah in the latter half of the 18th century, when she saw someone that she thought might be Brigham Young, the leader of the Mormon church. So she went up to the...
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